Pass him a joint?

So the notary was over the other night so we could close on our refi. I was glad for the mobile notary because through the whole process Quint was fussy and crying. It was 8 pm and he just wanted to go to bed. Towards the end of the paperwork the notary kind of stuck his hand in Quint's face and said "I'd offer you a joint if I could". Whoa. I don't know what went through Matt's head but I immediately thought that this guy wanted to give my child weed to calm him down. Then after about a minute or so .. long enough for the guy to rethink what he said .. he came back with some story about how when his kids were Quint's age they would offer them their finger joints to suck on and it would calm them. phew.